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OH My GOD.. I can see them preparing drinks
Betsy, bar the doors, cover the children's eye .... they are preparing drinks in plain sight.
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My drinking increased dramatically after seeing Tom Cruise in the film Cocktail - if only there had been some screens up then I'm sure I wouldn't have wanted to be cool like him...
...in fact I'm sure that "Days of Thunder" makes me want to drive too fast - it really isn't my fault you see officer... ...and when I bite people's necks in bar room brawls I reckon "Interview with the vampire" is to blame... ...and sliding around the house in my socks lip syncing to crap 70s music was due to "risky business"... ...and "I'll never leave my wing man"... => damn it - ban Tom Cruise - it is all his fault.
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Hopefully you're not jumping around peoples furniture and calling them glib either.
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You need the new meds...
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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver 1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone 1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy! 1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior ![]() Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits! |
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Sent from an agnostic abacus 2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD** - With out god, life is everything. - God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson - You can pray for me, I'll think for you. - When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. |
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OMG what monsters am I creating at home???
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So, in such an establishment, I am dining with the wife and kiddies. I order a gin and tonic which arrives with a slice of lime affixed to the lip of the glass. I take the lime slice and twist it over the drink, releasing drops of lime juice into the drink. Have I broken the law by continuing the drink preparation process in plain view?
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I suppose Utah establishments could resort to serving drinks wrapped in brown paper bags.
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Oh ye who scoff!
Take 18 minutes to watch this sad tale and you will understand just how drink can destroy your life. And if you don't watch it then don't blame me if you wind up broke and in prison due to your seeing a drink poured up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDB1htp07Ms |
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Sent from an agnostic abacus 2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD** - With out god, life is everything. - God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson - You can pray for me, I'll think for you. - When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. |
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BTW, this law has the potential to upset the four Roman Catholics in Utah, when the priest has to duck behind a screen during a First Holy Communion mass...
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Nothing wrong with seeing Daddy fall face-first into his Fettuccine Alfredo, as long as the kiddies don't see the bartender preparing his martinis...
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Or just skip the glass ![]()
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