This weekend some drunk guy gets into a fight with another guy. Drunk guy pushes the other overboard and runs him over with his boat. The cops pull his body out of the water at about 11pm. What a nice way to watch fireworks.

Another idiot backs his boat up onto the lauch. He then takes off the tie downs... d'uh. Then he leaves the boat there while he jumps in the truck with his wife and goes off to find a parking spot. Meanwhile a bunch of people waiting to launch are wondering if they should just cut his boat loose or take shots at his Bud Lite can.

Drinking and boating just don't mix.

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