Quote from today's Rocky Mountain News:

"There are many new mechanical devices on the market to pleasure women, the foremost of which is the S600 Mercedes Benz."

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

I'm getting a pretty gruesome mental picture here...

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

What is the average age of a S600 owner? 45+? :p :p

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280 SE 1972 W108
220 S 1961 W111
280 C 1977 C123( no. 1097 of 3704 made -Sold)

It is if you don't count all the 20 y/o NBA playa's

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1994 E500 (MY SUNDAY DRIVER)
1993 190E SPORTLINE LE W/ M104 SWAP
1997 C230
2002 ML320
2000 BMW 528I (WIFEY'S CAR)

"Excuses are crutches for the unfounded."

Hrm... wonder how much torque it has

Kuan

.....MORE than enough to satisfy her

Seat covers evidently are a must.

When I was twenty, I had a 1969 Mustang Mach One. I can't tell the whole story, but I can say it was a great investment!!!:p

Diamonds and ski condos still work wonders too. An S600? Hell, even a eunuch could pleasure a woman with that kind of cash.

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Gil

2004 ML350
1984 300CD; Ivory (sold)

The feature that an S600 has that makes it so desireable?

The deep, deep, deep pockets of the owner.

I watched the Barret Jackson auction on SpeedVision the other day. Did anyone notice the rich guys buying the collector cars? They sure didn't get rich modelling! Cripes, most were about 100lbs overweight and ugly as sin. Some kinda young pretty thangs hangin' about though.

The only rich dude I saw that scored on both fronts was Don Johnson. Can you believe he got $137,500 for that Cuda? That's too much for a real Hemi, much less a pathetic 318 equipped fako.

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John Shellenberg
1998 C230 "Black Betty" 240K

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As a woman, I can say that an S600 just doesn't tickle my fancy at all. Now a SL 600 is a completely different story. But then again that is coming from a woman who has a E420 as a dailiy driver and a E500 as a toy

The old red Camaro I had when I was in high school/college worked pretty well in that regard as well!

Mike

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1982 300D-gone---sold to a buddy
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1985 300TD
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1994 E320
not my favorite, but the wife wanted it

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One of the members here bought his wife a shiny new s600 earlier this year. Shortly after that they traded it for a shiny new G wagon. What does this say about “the real world” pleasure principal ????

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...Tracy

'00 ML320 "Casper"
'92 400E "Stella"

Hmm.. I'd like to think neither my car, nor any other car on the planet for that matter, has any chance of bettering me... I mean that's a real hit to your confidence, right?

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190E's:
2.5-16v 1990 90,000m Astral Silver
2.0E 8v 1986 107,000m Black 2nd owner
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Pentoman:
My guess is that just like an internal combustion engine can do better in transporting you than your legs do, a mechanical pleasuring device can also do better than other parts of the anatomy.
Of course, given the patriarchal nature of most societies, not many engineers devote their careers to producing such devices.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13