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07-06-2011, 07:53 PM
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The Gross Thread
Did you ever have a booger so long that it felt like it came from the back side of your brain?
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07-06-2011, 08:54 PM
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Ever poop so much your pants fit better?
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed
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07-06-2011, 08:57 PM
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Ever walked out in the backyard barefoot on a warm summer morning, sleepy, and stepped on a fresh steaming dog doo that squished up between your toes?
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold  04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting
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07-06-2011, 08:58 PM
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Ever noticed how when you vomit scrambled eggs they look just like they did before you ate them?
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting
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07-06-2011, 09:15 PM
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Ever wake up to a partially digested animal your friends cat thought you would enjoy stepping on in the morning?
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed
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07-06-2011, 09:18 PM
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07-06-2011, 09:20 PM
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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get. For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.
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07-06-2011, 10:11 PM
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Ever get dragged through the "spring-barnyard-manure-swamp" by nothing more than a piece of binder-twine that's being used as a halter for a pony?
(I hate horses that take short-cuts...)
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.  . M. G. Burg'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K .'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K ..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K ...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K ....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K .....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K ......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp .......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125 . “I didn’t really say everything I said.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~
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07-06-2011, 10:56 PM
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Ever get so wasted and puke and the beer was still cold? --- I have
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1987 300SDL "Rudolf" 239k 8/10 Gone but not forgotten -1980 F250 4X4 351C Snowplow "The Beast" -1976 Caddy Eldo Convertible, in triple red. "Red headed Slut" -2002 Honda Accord EX-V6 loaded 107k, My first brand new car! *IM A HORRIBLE SPELLER*
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07-06-2011, 11:15 PM
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'07 Yukon 2500 '13 Subaru Outback 3.6R '13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed Currently Benzless Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL ---= The forest breathes, listen. -Native American elder
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07-07-2011, 12:01 AM
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Ever sat in a stall where the next person is trying to have Diarrhea Quietly in public and trying not to laugh at the squelching sounds?
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed
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07-07-2011, 02:23 AM
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Ever had Blue Waffles or a situation like this:
A horny guy went to the whorehouse and asked the madam how much the girls were. Madam: Girls here are usually $100 a time but since it is slow, $80. Man: What can I get for $5 Madam: I'm sorry sir but the best I can offer you is a Playboy magazine Man goes away and hocks his shirt for $5 Man: Will you take $10 for a girl? Madam: I'm sorry but I can't go that low. Best I can offer is the Playboy mag. Man goes away and hocks his shoes for $10. Man: I now have $20. Is it possible we can work something out? Madam: That is going to be really difficult because that is way too low. Man goes away and hocks his pants for $10 Man: Will $30 be workable? Madam: Well, it is a slow night. Go See Marlene and knock on the door. Man Knocks on the door and hears an elderly voice say "Come in" He opens the door and the lights were out but since he was horny, he said figured that he would give it a try. After going for a few minutes, he mentioned to her that it felt really rough there. She told him to stop and give her a few minutes. When she got back to bed, he went again and found it was the best he has had in a long time. After it was said and done, he asked her what she did to make it so good. Marlene: Oh, not much. I scratched off the scabs and let the pus flow.
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07-07-2011, 02:32 AM
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Pain Olympics. nuff said.
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed
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07-07-2011, 09:51 AM
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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke 99 E300 Turbodiesel 91 Vette with 383 motor 05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI 06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red 03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow 04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler 11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow
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