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Old 04-20-2007, 10:33 AM
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Alligator Sex
Visited the zoo yesterday and saw this.

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Old 04-20-2007, 10:48 AM
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Did you see any "Muskrat Luv" while you were at the zoo, Kuan?
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:00 AM
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Did you join in and make it a 2 on 1?
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:06 AM
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Nice tail.
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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender if they served Germans. The bartender replied that indeed they did.



The man said, "OK, give me a beer and give my alligator two Germans".


*BTW, I'm of Germanic heritage, no whining please.
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:18 PM
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Lucky bastard...He's probably long-forgotten that he is even in that cage.
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Maybe that's why more guys are getting into yoga.
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Does that explain the growing number of men who are getting fatter every year? They are just trying desparately to grow man boobs? I loved that line in LA Story when Steve Martin tells his woman friend, "If I had a pair of those, I'd never leave home again."
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IIRC, and this was a while ago, Adam & Eve had a video of guys doing that titled "Blow Your Own Horn"
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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender if they served Germans. The bartender replied that indeed they did.



The man said, "OK, give me a beer and give my alligator two Germans".


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A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

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"Did you know that we have a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper pauses for a moment and answers:

"You mean you have a drink named Maurice?"

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