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TO BE a good liberal, you must believe....
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by the lack of Federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach the same kids about sex. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. -My favorite. 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but looney activists who've never been outside Seattle do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. opppps 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. 16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belongs in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be Constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States. 21. You have to believe that anyone who beats you in an intellectual arguments is a bigot. 22. You have to believe that it's better for a woman to be raped and murdered than for a rapist to be shot. |
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Posting stuff your coworkers email around the office makes you seem more intelligent!
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Dude, Dennis Prager's been running that routine into the ground for a few years now.
You would find the fresh air invigorating if you would just reposition your head.
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After WW1, the Bonus Army marched on Washington cuzzin' they were near starvation, and good ol' Repub Hoover sent even better Repub Macarthur with troops on horseback to route the sum-*****es. Probably lost him the election of '32. The next year, the Bonus Army tried it again and Eleanor Roosevelt met with them out in the open in D.C. They still didn't get their bonus, but she promised them help, the CCC was created, and many jobless vets found redemption there. Damn socialists.
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So name calling, false statements, broad generalizations and basically a hacked together, cut and paste load of inflammatory crap is not only acceptable in our more tempered down OD, but deserving of "stcky" status. Nice. Does this mean if I were to hypothetically say "To be a conservative one must encourage "crusade-esque" imperialism to save the souls of poor misguided savages practicing their archaic religious beliefs"? Would it do a damn bit of good if something like that were posted? I would like to think not, but apparently that is not the case here. This has sunk to the lowest common denominator and I'm truly disgusted that this is what has become of us. Congratulations, you big fat genius; I have seen the errors of continued free thought and will now fall in line.
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You sir, are NOT a good liberal--back in line!
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Wow, this tired, passed-around, old-news list of stereotypical "liberal traits" sure is causing some panty-wadding!.......
Which must mean it STILL hits pretty close to the mark, eh?.... Mike
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This pretty much shows that she's (or is the OP a he?) I dunno... is worty of the "ignore" function of this forum.
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