One case of Mercedes Benz reputation.
For those who want to keep going after the engine falls out. ROFL

Will trade for access to Bill Gates piggy bank.

Bill Gates doesn't have a piggy bank, I've heard he actually doesn't really even have cash laying around, all his money is in his investments

After reading the posts I'm thinking I probably need muffler grease for my 240D. I, being in aviation, have 30 yards of flightline and 2000 feet of altitude to trade. On second thought I guess I'd better keep the altitude, don't want to run out of that too soon.

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83 W123 240D
76 300D, "Lil Yellow Car"
1978 Cessna 172N 180 HP Mod

"If life ain't fun, I'm not interested"

The important things are those that you learn after you know it all.
Chip Foose

Build a better mousetrap and you will REALLY infuriate corporate america.

Thats because on the previous night, my friends and I caught all of the snipes and suspended them from Sky Hooks in small cages.

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'84 300CD Turbo 132k (Anthracite Grey) - WVO - My daily driver - Recently named coo-coo-coupe by my daughter.
'84 300D Turbo 240k (Anthracite Grey) - Garage Queen
'83 300D Turbo 220k (Orient Red) - WVO - Wifes daily driver

I'm not a certified mechanic, but I did stay at a HolidayInn Express last night.

To OPEC, for an undisclosed amount of samoliens. LOL

This is all I'd give to OPEC.

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DJ


84 300D Turbodiesel 190K with 4 speed manual sold in 03/2012

Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that the auto manufacturers have kept secret for years as the recall cost would cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror!

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have no worries.....President Obama swears "If you like your gun, you can keep it

Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA!

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have no worries.....President Obama swears "If you like your gun, you can keep it

Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound.

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have no worries.....President Obama swears "If you like your gun, you can keep it

Fan Belt Buckles

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have no worries.....President Obama swears "If you like your gun, you can keep it

Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles) Sold by the lb-ft/sec

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have no worries.....President Obama swears "If you like your gun, you can keep it

Steering Wheel Gaskets.

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have no worries.....President Obama swears "If you like your gun, you can keep it

If you mix muffler grease and goose grease it will grow hair on anything balled.
Get your grease and mix with imported tire air for an extra strong potion.

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1983 300SD
200000miles

Dont forget to buy the Acme Oil Compressor so you can fit a full 32 quarts of oil into your engine for those extended drain intervals!!!

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1983 Mercedes 300D
Atlanta, GA

I got a load of imported left handed screwdrivers.... !
Get one free.... with every Enron stock purchase....

No, I'm not asleep....I'm checking my eyelids for holes.



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"A liberal is someone who feels they owe a great debt to their fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."