Afghani, aw com'on I can really , really tweak her knowing her culture and language - aw com'on dont you want to be just a little malicious and wage a psy ops campaign against her!?

How devout is she? Ya need to find a pig farmer.

Glad you're taking the high road actually. But, if you should change your mind, call the pros... we'll start with backfat and scraps... blood etches too, snouts are free! Imagine that beautiful picture of SUUUUEY carnage on her hood.

Arnold ( Green Acres ) gets a gun! ( good thing y'all dont have sidearms in MA - that "majnoon bint" would be throwin' lead at ya!)

Hey, on a serious note, being marrierd to a lawyer, it rubs off on me, you really should document it, just in the case things go bad again. Plus, the insurance co ( if you claim it ) might require it. Should have had the boys in blue do a report, offered them some fresh jo. I would've. Just for the record.