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11-11-2006, 08:39 PM
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Cowgirl at the diesel pump
Well, went to fill up the diesel this morning, cool out and windy. Pull up to "my pump #9". Big Dodge 4x4 Cummings Diesel already filling up and a "couple" is there. I pay little attention. He wanders in. I hop out, wander around for the diesel pump, she comes running around the pump in apparent horror, verifies I am staring at her holding the dirty green handle.
"Is that a DIESEL - CAR"? "Yes, these are pretty hard to find" "What is it??? A Volvo?" As she scurries around the front, the 3 pointed star glistened with pride. Then a several minute conversation about all the diesel trucks she has had. Then the "guy" wanders back out of the store, with Twinkies or something. She is done filling up. He does not say anything and gets in the Passenger Side!!!! She wanders in to pay, cowboy boots and all, I pay, she gets in and drives off, obviously "chipped".
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11-11-2006, 10:07 PM
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i love thos gals dressed only in cowboy boots!
mistress heather....where are you? tom w
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11-11-2006, 10:15 PM
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11-11-2006, 10:16 PM
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Coulda been my wife if it was in Wisconsin. The F350 Crew cab Dually in my sig is hers. She put a 4" turbo back exhaust, Chip, Trans command, different waste gate controller and gauges on. HERSELF. She only asked me to help her by holding up the downpipe.
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11-11-2006, 10:22 PM
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There isn't a F350 in your sig. How much power is it putting out?
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11-11-2006, 10:25 PM
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well if that was your wife, then who was the guy in the passenger seat?
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11-11-2006, 10:47 PM
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11-11-2006, 11:02 PM
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She's got it all figured out, doesn't she?
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11-11-2006, 11:07 PM
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Very nice, was she hot? Hot girls driving hot trucks ohh thats nice!
  I usualy can't get diesel truck owners to give me the time of day, they must think I'm stuck up or something. VW owners are sooo much cooler.
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11-11-2006, 11:15 PM
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11-11-2006, 11:48 PM
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i am referring to the mistress who hangs out in OD. is it not heather?
she is always talking about exotic things like whips and such. myself i never go more exotic than the hatian love swing! tom w
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11-11-2006, 11:59 PM
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11-12-2006, 12:01 AM
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i will tell you this, her avatar is a lot better to look at than yours!
I like yours though. tom w
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11-12-2006, 12:13 AM
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The chip is supposed to be +25 hp 40 ftlb torque. Being a Supercab dually though it is pretty heavy and is unlikely to win many races. It will beat the average ricer that pulls up to the right when there is a parked car up ahead though!
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