A little off topic but saw this on "Burt's Idiot of the Day" website and had to share it with you guys. I sure don't like my diesel this much!


February 4, 2005
THE MAN WHO DRINKS PETROL: Garage ban for maniac...
A MAN has been banned from garages - for sneaking on to forecourts to drink petrol.

Brian Taylor, 36, has been branded a four-star pest for slashing hoses to get at the fuel and terrorising staff and shoppers.

He was pictured on security cameras pouring a drink of unleaded before doing a maniacal dance while high on fumes.

Taylor, who doesn't drive, has been issued with an anti-social behaviour order banning him from all garages in Teesside.

The ASBO means he can't even get a carry-out - as the order forbids him having a petrol can in a public place.

Taylor, of South Bank, Middlesbrough, was warned that if his behaviour doesn't stop he will go to jail.

Teesside magistrates heard that on 51 occasions he terrorised staff and shoppers after drinking and sniffing petrol at the filling station at Asda's South Bank store.

On several occasions, he was aggressive when they tried to stop him.

Security footage taken in the early hours one day in July last year showed him dancing wildly around pumps while worried staff watched from their kiosk.

He was caught filling containers day and night after making holes in the hoses.

He usually went for unleaded but was happy with four star and diesel, police said.

Hmmm, I have been wondering about my fuel economy lately. Maybe that crazed neighbor? No, not that.

I'm part of a fire performance group in town, http://www.pandorasmatchbox.com, and part of my act is fire breathing with biodiesel.

Using a few ounces of biodiesel at a time I can aspirate towers of flame upwards of 10 feet high. Smells like fried food, too.







Its maniacal, but not THAT maniacal.

peace,
sam

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2001 Aprilia SR50 Corsa Red w/ 5.5k (>100 MPG)

Hey hey used to do that my ex-wife's hometown of Guadalajara, Mexico. Wild , Cool..

More pictures.

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well it is biodiesel it wont kill you as long as its washed ^_^

Yikes!


You've also got to have some grudging admiration for that fuel drinker.

He doesn't cower in the corner with his solvent, quietly scrambling his brains.
He comes to you and slashes hoses to extract his nourishment, like a Leopard!

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dieselbenz

I saw a so-called "Magician" set his assistant on fire doing that once. It was a spectacular ending to a national sales meeting.

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2008 ML320 CDI Highway Cruiser
2006 Toyota Prius, Saving the Planet @ 48 mpg
2000 F-150, Destroying the Planet @ 20 mpg



TRUMP .......... WHITEHOUSE
HILLARY .........JAILHOUSE
BERNIE .......... NUTHOUSE
0BAMA .......... OUTHOUSE

I’m sure bio tastes better than kerosene

Merry

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1974 Super Beetle



Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

Are you still blowing smoke?

Real men drink PBR.

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#1995 E320 Touring
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I've also have had some dealings with biodiesel and the firearts.


I only have the pics hosted on my myspace. www.myspace.com/monomer




all of those pics were taken spinning colman whitegas, as I've not made a small batch of bio in years.

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Since this happend two years ago the person in queston is probably dead by now...

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1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

I know Monomer is alive and well, he will be at the June 5 Monthly Board Meeting, MBCA International Stars Section.

Shameless plug for our section.

http://www.mbca.org/International_stars/mercedes_club_international_star.htm

Location: At Crash Landing Restaurant
Date: Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Time: 6:30 PM - 9:00 PM

We meet on the first Tuesday of every month at "The Crash Landing" restaurant.


Crash Landing Restaurant
26620 Dequindre Rd
Warren, MI 48091-3938
586-751-4444

Located one block north of I-696 on the east side of Dequindre.

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&address=26620%20Dequindre%20Rd&city=Warren&state=MI&zipcode=48091-3938%20&homesubmit.x=32&homesubmit.y=0

to crack up new members.