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Originally Posted by Stretch
My drinking increased dramatically after seeing Tom Cruise in the film Cocktail - if only there had been some screens up then I'm sure I wouldn't have wanted to be cool like him...
...in fact I'm sure that "Days of Thunder" makes me want to drive too fast - it really isn't my fault you see officer...
...and when I bite people's necks in bar room brawls I reckon "Interview with the vampire" is to blame...
...and sliding around the house in my socks lip syncing to crap 70s music was due to "risky business"...
...and "I'll never leave my wing man"...
=> damn it - ban Tom Cruise - it is all his fault.
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You need the new meds...
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