Will the tailight fuse turn off the dash? It says noob in the title so maybe double check your tailights. Newer cars have the dash lights hooked up so you know your tailights are out.

But yeah prob the rheostat.

Fix the rear hatch before you can't open it.

Get some warm socks. Be grateful you have heat. Jk.

I'm a little redneck sometimes but any washer tank you can fit will work. I got one from a Dodge Durango as its fits a hole in my car. It's like Tetris
at the junkyard.

5. That's the hyper speed button. Do not push it without a long stretch of road in front of you.