And just what is wrong with whitewalls and curb feelers??? They kinda offset the sparkle of the fake wire wheel hubcaps. And speaking of fake wires, have ya ever seen a Japanese or European manufacturer that can make wire wheel hubcaps that rattle as you go down the road like the Americans can? Th rattley sound they make kin be kinda comfortin, kinda confirms ya are still motovatin on down th road. Nope, they gest kin't make um, not on your tintype! And rebuild/upholster yore interior...naw, jest go fer th Mexican blanket over th seats trick. Failin that, you can jest use T-shirts over the front buckets instead of th sheepskin seat covers. But this stylistic license MUST also include the padded vinyl top option. And after you do all that, ya just gotta go fer a raked down front end. And put a shapely hula girl inna back winder! Iffa ya kin't find one o' th hula girls, as thar are kinda rare (ya see, mah cousin Billy Joe Bob Don has done some serious collectin on them thar things- we'uns inna family do need ta talk to his Mommy N Pappa bout that boy - his Momma N Pappy wus cousins, and fell in love atta early age) ya might wanter go with th doggy inna winder trick. Ya know, th one that the eyes light up in conjunction with yer tail lights/turn signals/brake lights and its' head bobbles with each bump inna road. And a nude necker knob onna steering wheel - know our cars have power steering and the necker knob ain't real necessary, but it kinda completes the motif onna car . And speakin o really dressin th ole car up, you really need to paint th sucker inna bright large diamond metal flake (ya know- th stuff ya see on boats), perferrable bright yeller, green, or flamin red. 'N' ya jest gotta have a NASCAR sticker onna rear bumper. You do alla that and you can consider yore car DONE man .

Sorry, guys, jest miah redneck showin :fork_off:

Regards,

Run-Em
1983 300SD -aka- SPARKY THE DIESEL